Toast Your Tankards For iPod Victory

Thanks to iPods, Apple Computer Inc. was able to gain its title as the greatest inventor that invented the greatest invention of the year. Sounds confusing but really, I think iPod is the best thing that ever happened to the computer history and music industry, for that matter. As a matter of fact, these slim music gadgets are so popular they beat beer in a recent college survey conducted last March winning almost 73% out of 100 percent of course.

Last year, drinking beer was the first choice of most college students when it comes to the "in" and cool things. But now, iPod means business when it beats the most popular beverage in the world. And the respondents are pretty sure that listening to their favorite iTunes or watching their favorite videos in the little machine will still be most enjoyable thing to do for the coming semesters.

If iPods are viruses, everyone's going to die of the epidemic because everywhere I go, people are like aliens that have sprouted wires in their ears connecting to the machines. Their heads bobbing up and down in the same way cats tilt their heads after shutting them inside a huge grandfather clock. If these tools were chocolates, definitely we will all die either of diabetes or severe ant bites.